In 2007, I have translated apoetry about computers and posted on perl monks for fun. Just copy pasting it here, just for fun.
1.1 In the beginning God created the bits and the bytes. He made word from them. Word had only two bits. 0 and one. God divided 1 from 0. And the evening and the morning were the first day. 1.2 And God said, Let there be data: and there was data. He moved data to its [own] places. And the evening and the morning were the second day. 1.3 And God said, Let there be Floppy Drives, CD Drives and Hard Disk Drives. He created Computers to keep [these] Floppy Drives, CD Drives and Hard Disk Drives. 1.4 And God called all these [as] Hardware. And the evening and the morning were the third day. 1.5 And God made two major Output units, printers and monitors. Monitors displayed the soft copy and printers gave hard copy. He made keyboard, mouse and all other input and output units. 1.6 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. 1.7 And God created all programs, small and big, servers and daemons, all of their kind, utilities and small programs, all of their kind and let them multiply and fill [ in] the memory. 1.8 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day. 1.9 And God said, Let us make programmer in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the daemons of the servers, and over the utilities of the PC, and over the input/output units, and over all the computer, and over every thing that fills memory. 1.10 So God created programmer in his [own ] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 1.11 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and use the computer, and subdue it: and have dominion over every software and hardware in the computer. 1.12 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, [it was] very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. 1.13 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 1:14 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. 1:15 And the LORD God started a company eastward R&D center; and there he put the programmer whom he had formed. 1.16 And the LORD God took the programmer, and put him into the R&D center; to manage it and to keep it. 1.17 And the LORD God commanded the programmer, saying, Of every catalogue tree of the R&D center thou mayest freely use: 1.18 But of the tree of the widows of wealth and power, thou shalt not use of it: for in the day that thou use thereof thou shalt surely fired. 1.19 And the LORD God said, [It is] not good that the programmer should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
1.20 And Programmer said, This [is] now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called User, because she was taken out of Programmer. 1.21 Now the Bill Gates was more subtil than vendors of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the user, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not use of every program of the Computer? 1.22 And the user said unto the Gates, We may use of the programs of the Computer: But of the Program of the catalogue tree which [is] in the midst of the Computer, God hath said, Ye shall not use of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye fired. 1.23 And the Gates said unto the user, Ye shall not surely fired: For God doth know that in the day ye use thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, having wealth and power. 1.24 And when the user saw that the program [was] good for use, and that it [was] pleasant to the eyes, and a program to be desired to make [one] rich & powerful, she took of the program thereof, and did install & use, and gave also unto her programmer with her; and he did install & use. 1.25 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they [can] play games; and they installed games together, and played all the day. 1.26 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the R&D center in the cool of the day: and Programmer and client were searching for drivers. 1.27 And the LORD God called unto Programmer, and said unto him, What [art] you looking for? 1.28 And he said, I heard thy voice in the R&D Center, and I was afraid, because I [was ] missing drivers. 1.29 And he said, Who told thee that thou [are] missing drivers? Hast thou used windows, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not use? 1.30 And the programmer said, The client whom thou gavest [to be] with me, she gave me of the program, and I did install. 1.31 And the LORD God said unto the user, What [is] this [that] thou hast done? And the user said, The Gates beguiled me, and I did install. 1.32 And the LORD God said unto the Gates, Because thou hast done this, thou [art] richest above all humans: 1.33 And I will put enmity between thee and the user, and between thy seed and her seed; and live by selling windows. 1.34 Unto the user he said, windows will eat up all your resources; and you will always use programs with bugs; and thy desire [shall be] to thy programmer, and he shall rule over thee. 1.35 And unto Programmer he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy client, and hast used of the windows, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not use of it: you will allways have deadlines which you can't meet; your programs will always have bugs and debug [these] programs all the days of thy life; 1.36 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the R&D center, to join companies and debug programs. 1.37 So he fired out the programmer; and he placed at the entrance of the R&D center, login name and password, to keep programmer away.
Note: Translated to English from a Malayalam poetry by unknown Author.